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 All of New York City is in the holiday spirit. Here’s an example. I ran into a mugger and he let me go as long as I promised to write him a check.
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David Letterman |
Does it seem that everyone is in the holiday spirit? It’s amazing. I was taking a walk during my lunch break in Central Park and saw a squirrel putting tinsel on its nuts.
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David Letterman |
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.
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Unknown |
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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Johnny Carson |
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