Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
-- Oscar Wilde

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.
-- Robert Frost

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin

It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.
-- William Faulkner

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
-- Jimmy Durante

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
-- Robert Frost

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
-- Joey Adams

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
-- Ogden Nash

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
-- Christopher Hampton

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
-- Robert Paul