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Email to a friend   Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run.
-- Phyllis Diller (as quoted in Woman's Almanac, 1977)
Email to a friend   A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
-- Rudyard Kipling
Email to a friend   Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one.
-- W.C. Fields
Email to a friend   What would bug a guy from the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews?
-- Ellen DeGeneres (as spoken at the 2001 Emmy's)
Email to a friend   Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
-- Groucho Marx
Email to a friend   It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
-- Tallulah Bankhead
Email to a friend   A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
-- Joey Adams
Email to a friend   Man has will, but woman has her way.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes
Email to a friend   If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis
Email to a friend   What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
-- Lord Byron
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