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 From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. I'm saving my money.
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Sophie Tucker |
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
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Mae West |
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
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Steve Martin |
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
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Oliver Herford |
At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all my life to hear: 'My dad owns a liquor store.'
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Mark Klein |
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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Tim Allen |
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
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Benny Hill |
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'
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Emo Philips |
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
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Lewis Grizzard |
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
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Les Dawson |
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