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 My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!
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Jay Leno (as he had his arms around Curvaceous cook Nigella Lawson) |
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
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Samuel Butler |
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
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Charlotte Whitton (quoted in Canada Monthly, Jun 1963) |
Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
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W.C. Fields (Mississippi, 1935) |
I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine.
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Mel Gibson |
There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse.
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Laurence Sterne |
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
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David Niven (The Moon is Blue, 1953) |
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.
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Lenny Bruce |
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
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Edgar Watson Howe |
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
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Groucho Marx |
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