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Email to a friend   In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
-- Margaret Thatcher
Email to a friend   Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
-- Dick Van Dyke
Email to a friend   For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.
-- Pablo Picasso
Email to a friend   All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.
-- Miguel De Cervantes
Email to a friend   Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
-- Marcel Achard
Email to a friend   Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.
-- Sean Williamson
Email to a friend   A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.
-- Gloria Steinem
Email to a friend   You don't know a women till you've met her in court.
-- Norman Mailer
Email to a friend   The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more.
-- Colleen McCullough
Email to a friend   My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.
-- Michael Caine (Alfie, 1966)
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