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 People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them, 'How do you think I got the job?
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Dick Cheney |
I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.
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George W. Bush |
I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.
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Mel Brooks |
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
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Douglas Adams |
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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W.C. Fields |
I can resist everything except temptation.
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Oscar Wilde |
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
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W.C. Fields |
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
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Somerset Maugham |
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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Dale Carnegie |
There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.
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Jim Morrison |
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