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Email to a friend   Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.
-- Zenna Schaffer
Email to a friend   How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
-- Steve Martin
Email to a friend   Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
-- Steven Wright
Email to a friend   If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
-- W.C. Fields
Email to a friend   Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
-- Josh Billings
Email to a friend   Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
-- Jimi Hendrix
Email to a friend   A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
-- Unknown
Email to a friend   Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
-- Samuel Palmer
Email to a friend   Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West
Email to a friend   The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
-- Marty Feldman
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