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Email to a friend   We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight or if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms."
-- Elayne Boosler
Email to a friend   I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed there would be no more war.
-- Abbie Hoffman
Email to a friend   Gentlemen, you can't fight in here...This is the War Room!
-- Peter Sellers (Dr. Strangelove, 1964)
Email to a friend   War is delightful to those who have not experienced it.
-- Desiderius Erasmus
Email to a friend   I'm for peace -- I've yet to see a man wake up in the morning and say, 'I've just had a good war.'
-- Mae West
Email to a friend   We live in the time where we have fictitious election results that elects a fictitious president. We live in a time where we have a man sending us to war for fictitious reasons. Whether it's the fictition of duct tape or fictition of orange alerts we are against this war, Mr. Bush...And any time you got the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, your time is up.
-- Michael Moore (at the 2003 Oscars®)
Email to a friend   When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-- Elayne Boosler
Email to a friend   War is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy.
-- Bart Simpson (From Bart The General, written by John Swartzwelder)
Email to a friend   Men love war because it allows them to look serious. Because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them.
-- John Fowles (The Magus, 1965)
Email to a friend   You can't say civilization isn't advancing; in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers
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