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(b. 1955) - American comedian, actor. Visit his site
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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
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All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
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Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
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I'm living on a one-way dead end street. I don't know how I got there.
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Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
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