You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

I'm for peace -- I've yet to see a man wake up in the morning and say, 'I've just had a good war.'

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
-- (Myra Breckinridge, 1970)

It's better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- (Belle of the Nineties, 1934)

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

I used to be snow white, but I drifted.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.