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 My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.
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(t-shirt slogan)
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Programming is like sex: One mistake and you support it a lifetime.
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Some days you're the dog - some days you're the hydrant.
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Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
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Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
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A billion hours ago, human life appeared on earth. A billion minutes ago, Christianity emerged. A billion Coca Colas ago was yesterday morning.
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(from a Coca-Cola report)
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A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
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Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.
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A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
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After hearing two eyewitness accounts of the same accident, you begin to wonder about history.
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