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 Alimony: A system wherein two people make a mistake, and one of them keeps on paying for it.
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The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.
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Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their makers.
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Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
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It's not easy having Dyslexia. Last week I went to a toga party as a goat.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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The fastest way to make your own Anti-freeze is to hide her nightgown.
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An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen.
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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
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