I'm very old fashioned. Occasionally I do wear underwear.
-- Sharon Stone

I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.
-- Jennifer Aniston

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.
-- Chic Murray

A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
-- Lillian Day