I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint...a Saint Bernard!
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Rodney Dangerfield
My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor's office and make people sick.
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Jackie Moms Mabley
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
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Mark Twain
I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.
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Henry Youngman
Look at how many ugly people there are in the world. No wonder they pay US so much money.
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Marlene Dietrich (Hollywood Wits, ed. K Madsen Roth, 1995)
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
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Robin Williams
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