My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
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Peter De Vries
Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.
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Richard Nixon
Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what a tough week for the network. First, the false documents on President Bush's National Guard record and now this. CBS says they have learned their lesson: no more trying to expose boobs.
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Bill Maher
Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: "Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk all the way across the room to change a channel."
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Anonymous
On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.
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Dan Spencer
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
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Marty Feldman
The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.
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Jack Dee (on filming in Siberia, Mail On Sunday, 8 Dec 2002)
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Groucho Marx
The only war we ever had was the time we ran out of Mr Kipling cakes.
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Jimmy Perry (On claims of problems whilst filming Dad's Army)
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