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Email to a friend   I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried — but they wanted cash.
-- Anonymous
Email to a friend   [protesting IRS claiming big sums of unpaid back tax]
They can't collect legal taxes from illegal money.

-- Al Capone
Email to a friend   I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
-- Ken Dodd
Email to a friend   I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
-- Douglas Adams
Email to a friend   The only imaginative fiction being written today is income tax returns.
-- Herman Wouk
Email to a friend   You know, thank God for the Inland Revenue. If it weren't for them, I'd be stinkin Rich!
-- Robert Paul
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