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 Make my coffee like I like my men: hot, black, and strong.
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Janet Dubois (from Good Times, 1975 Tv series) |
I'm not against half-naked girls...well, not as often as I'd like to be.
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Benny Hill (Benny Hill Show, circa 1984) |
I sincerely wish the show well in the future and look forward to watching - from behind the sofa.
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Angus Deayton (after being axed from Have I Got News For You) |
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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Joey Adams |
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
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Lily Tomlin |
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was pro da. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
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Yakov Smirnoff |
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