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(1835 - 1910) - American writer, famous for Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer novels.
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Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
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Giving up smoking is easy...I've done it hundreds of times.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
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The report of my death was an exaggeration.
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(New York Journal, June 1897)
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Buy land. They've stopped making it.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
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Man - a figment of God's imagination.
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It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies.
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Commenting on the Bible.
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
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