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 Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley....and the sweet thing is, the stupid a$$hole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.
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Eric Cartman |
[Sportscaster Frank talking]
I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant!
I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938!
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Anonymous |
Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people.
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Mr Garrison |
Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.
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Eric Cartman |
Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way!
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Uncle Jimbo |
I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about 'protecting the earth' and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the n*ts!
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Eric Cartman |
Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian.
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Eric Cartman |
It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
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Eric Cartman |
[on Women's period]
I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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Mr Garrison |
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