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Email to a friend   British ferries have stopped transporting live animals to the Continent. This has made it very difficult for England fans to get to away matches.
-- Jo Brand
Email to a friend   [referring to youngest ever English Striker Wayne Rooney]
Its an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson.

-- Gordon Strachan
Email to a friend   When I first met him [David Beckham] I didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face.
-- Robbie Williams
Email to a friend   He's the only player who, when he appears on TV, Daleks hide behind the sofa.
-- Nick Hancock (talking about Peter Beardsley on They think it's all over)
Email to a friend   He's a gent from Monday to Friday...then on Saturday, out comes the beast.
-- Paul Ince (talking about Sir Alex Ferguson)
Email to a friend   Football has taken the place of religion in Scotland.
-- Robin Jenkins (A Would-Be Saint, quoted in Collins Gem Quotations, 1997)
Email to a friend   Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.
-- Billy Connolly (on infamous Scotland soccer manager Ally McLeod)
Email to a friend   Statistics are just like mini-skirts, they give you good ideas but hide the most important thing.
-- Ebbe Skovdahl
Email to a friend   He cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.
-- George Best (his assesment of Manchester United's David Beckham)
Email to a friend   I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
-- George Best
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