They're going to ban smoking in private vehicles. That's left smokers fuming. But not in their cars.
-- Jimmy Carr

I'm not really a heavy smoker anymore. Now, I only get through 2 lighers a day.
-- Bill Hicks

Giving up smoking is easy...I've done it hundreds of times.
-- Mark Twain

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
-- Mark Twain

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields (during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign)

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
-- Fletcher Knebel