Shania 'Oh I must remember to buy some mutton' Twain once performed at the Nobel Prize Peace Concert with Elton John and Phil Collins. You probably remember that year. They had to wrestle a Stanley knife off Nelson Mandela.
-- Mark Lamarr

[On Filming Once Upon a Time in Mexico]
It was very hard. The singing gave me diarrhoea.
-- Salma Hayek

Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
-- Voltaire