Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
-- Billy Crystal

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading.
-- Steve Jobs

Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion.
-- G. K. Chesterton

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
-- George Burns