Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
-- Scott Roeben

What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.
-- Scott Roeben

I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.
-- Scott Roeben

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
-- Sophia Loren

Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis

I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
-- Steve Martin

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
-- John Barrymore

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy.
-- Steve Martin

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
-- Phyllis Diller