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Email to a friend   What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.
-- Scott Roeben
Email to a friend   I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.
-- Scott Roeben
Email to a friend   Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
-- Sophia Loren
Email to a friend   Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis
Email to a friend   I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
Email to a friend   You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
-- Steve Martin
Email to a friend   Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
-- John Barrymore
Email to a friend   I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy.
-- Steve Martin
Email to a friend   There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
-- Phyllis Diller
Email to a friend   Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
-- Billy Crystal
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