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 He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
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Les Dawson |
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
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Barry Humphries |
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.
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Joan Rivers |
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
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Bette Midler |
Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.
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George Mikes (How To Be An Alien, 1946) |
The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.
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Rita Rudner |
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.
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Tallulah Bankhead |
I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.
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Garry Shandling |
As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.
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Scott Roeben |
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
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Scott Roeben |
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