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 Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Steve Martin |
Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
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Charles Pierce |
Conversation like television set on honeymoon...unnecessary.
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Peter Sellers (as Mr Wang in Murder by Death, 1976) |
A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.
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Redd Foxx (from Comedy Album - Huffin and Puffin) |
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
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Phyllis Diller |
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
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Woody Allen (Hollywood Ending, 2002) |
The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.
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Woody Allen (Crimes and Misdemeanors, 1989) |
I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.
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Elton John |
Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.
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Germaine Greer |
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
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Billy Crystal (City Slickers, 1991) |
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