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Email to a friend   Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.
-- Marilyn Monroe
Email to a friend   You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
-- Drew Carey
Email to a friend   Sex is a two-way treat.
-- Franklin P Jones
Email to a friend   It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
-- Drew Carey
Email to a friend   When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish.
-- Julio Iglesias
Email to a friend   Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
-- Dave Letterman
Email to a friend   Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.
-- Bai Ling
Email to a friend   Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying.
-- Rita Rudner
Email to a friend   I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie.
-- Sting
Email to a friend   Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.
-- Dorothy Parker
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