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I cannot sing, dance or act - what else would I be but a talk show host.
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Dave Letterman
I'm a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I'll forget.
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Michael McShane
My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.
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Billy Wilder
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