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 My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.
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Chic Murray |
Colin is the sort of name you give your goldfish for a joke.
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Colin Firth |
Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out.
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Robbie Williams |
A shrink diagnosed me as nuts, told my mom I was a borderline schizophrenic. I was nine years old!
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Freddie Prinze Jr |
My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked.
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Elizabeth Taylor |
I voted Republican this year, the Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth.
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Monica Lewinsky (reportedly 'overheard') |
I used to be snow white, but I drifted.
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Mae West |
I have buck teeth. I sucked my thumb until I was eleven ... and then I went on to suck other things...I'm very insecure.
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Rosanna Arquette (Interview with Jeff Spurrier, Details, 1991) |
I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?
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Eminem (as quoted in Sunday Mail, 1st Dec 2002) |
There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.
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Peter Sellers |
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