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| School Quotes |
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 I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
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Woody Allen |
My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.
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Norm Crosby |
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
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Gracie Allen |
In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
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Rodney Dangerfield (Back to School, 1986) |
In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from the smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?
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Warren Hutcherson |
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
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Lenny Bruce |
My school days were the happiest days of my life, which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years.
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Paul Merton |
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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Yogi Berra |
In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.
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Emo Philips |
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