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| Santa Claus Quotes |
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 Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money?
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Tom Armstrong (from Marvin) |
Father Christmas and the Tooth Fairy are part of the charm of childhood. So is God. Some of us grow out of all three.
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Richard Dawkins |
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Dennis Miller |
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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Dick Gregory |
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