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Email to a friend   There are worst things than death. If you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know exactly what I mean.
-- Woody Allen (Love and death, 1975)
Email to a friend   I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A salesman came out and said: 'Come on in. They're bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!' Later I learned he was talking about the payments.
-- Corbett Monica
Email to a friend   If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work.
-- George Carlin (Brain Droppings, 1997)
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