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| Jerry Seinfield Quotes |
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(b. 1954) - American actor.
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day just exactly fits in the newspaper.
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I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
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Introducing 'Lite' - The new way to spell 'Light', but with twenty per cent fewer letters.
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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
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A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
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A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
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