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Email to a friend   Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
Email to a friend   Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.
Email to a friend   Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.
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