Jim Cameron and I have just decided we're going to do another Terminator. The title will be The Sperminator: I'll Come Again.
-- (in 1991)

One of my movies was called "True Lies." It's what the Democrats should have called their convention.

[On his running for California Governor]
It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.

My friend James Cameron and I made three films together - True Lies, The Terminator and Terminator 2. Of course, that was during his early, low-budget, art-house period.
-- (presenting at the 1998 Oscars®)

I love Thanksgiving turkey...it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.