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| (1879 - 1935) - American humorist, columnist, actor, author. |
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Heroing is one of the shortest lived professions there is.
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(The Will Rogers Book, 1961)
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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