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| (1879 - 1935) - American humorist, columnist, actor, author. |
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Make crime pay - become a lawyer.
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Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!
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Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the martest race of people on Earth.
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You can't say civilization isn't advancing; in every war they kill you in a new way.
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People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
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I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
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We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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