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 I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.
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Joan Rivers |
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.
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Homer Simpson (from Lost our Lisa, written by Brian Scully) |
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Bob Hope |
You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.
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Richard Jeni (On going to war over religion) |
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
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Napoleon Bonaparte |
A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.
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James Feibleman |
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