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The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M
-- Charles Pierce
I used to go missing a lot...Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.
-- George Best
The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes.
-- Scott Roeben
I didn't have time. I was too busy breaking up Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman's marriage.
-- George Clooney (on rumours he was responsible for Julia Roberts and Benjamin Bratt's break-up)
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
-- Cary Grant
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