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(b. 1933) - American comedian, actress.
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She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.
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(on Madonna)
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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.
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A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.
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She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
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(on Marie Osmond)
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I don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he'd have put diamonds on the floor.
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