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Robert Paul Quotes |
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British Computer Scientist, Humorist
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Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me 5 hours to sew in a Doctor's appointment...
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My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
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You know, thank God for the Inland Revenue. If it weren't for them, I'd be stinkin Rich!
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Even before Christmas has said Hello, it's saying 'Buy Buy'
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The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.
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In football, the greatest satisfaction is winning when they say you can't.
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When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying saucers...and plates, pots, mugs...
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Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
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Each night I lie awake and stare up at the stars and wonder...what the hell happened to my ceiling.
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