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Robert Paul Quotes |
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British Computer Scientist, Humorist
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I wanted to become a Mechanic, but my Father told me I wasn't motorvated enough.
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I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
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Did you ever notice that a new baby always seem to bear a striking resemblance to the relative who has the most money?
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So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored and kept pestering my Dad to go and play. Eventually he agreed, took me over to the lion enclosure, threw me in and said: "There ya go, play dead..."
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The wife's in a bad mood. She asked me to pay for her new cosmetic surgery. I told her it was too expensive and she should iron out the wrinkles herself...
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Britain - the only country where Snooker, Darts and Bowls can be considered prime-time 'Sports'. It wouldn't surprise me if Tony Blair started lobbying the Olympic Committee to include Tiddly Winks as a future event.
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A new British survey has revealed that 9 out of 10 people like Chocolate. The tenth lies.
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I'm a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.
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I was going to become a Hairdresser, but my Mother told me it was a dyeing trade.
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You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
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