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 He's done more U-turns than a dodgy plumber.
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Iain Duncan Smith (on Tony Blair's attitude towards Europe) |
She's got a great looking husband, a little boy and all the money in the world. She hasn't got the looks, but you can't have everything.
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Jordan (on Victoria Beckham, Posh Spice) |
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
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Bette Davis (Cabin in the Cotton, 1932) |
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
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Dean Martin |
Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her next husband.
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John Parrott |
I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
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Kevin Meaney |
He must be the only man alive who can eat an apple through a tennis racket.
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Gary Lineker (during the 2002 World Cup, on Ronaldo) |
I am definitely not scared of Mike Tyson. I am at the top of the food chain and he is looking to knock me off. Mike's an arrogant imbecile. He sounds like a cartoon character.
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Lennox Lewis |
He'd make a lovely corpse.
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Charles Dickens (Martin Chuzzlewit, Chapter 25) |
She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
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Joan Rivers (on Marie Osmond) |
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