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 Two Dallas women opened a marina. They ran the best little oarhouse in Texas.
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Richard Lederer |
The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.
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Evan Esar |
Honeymoon - the morning after the knot before.
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Anonymous |
Nothing risque, nothing gained.
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Alexander Woollcott |
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
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Fred Allen |
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