Two Dallas women opened a marina. They ran the best little oarhouse in Texas.
-- Richard Lederer

The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.
-- Evan Esar

Honeymoon - the morning after the knot before.
-- Anonymous

Nothing risque, nothing gained.
-- Alexander Woollcott

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
-- Fred Allen