I was allowed to ring the bell for five minutes until everyone was in assembly. It was the beginning of power.
-- Jeffrey Archer

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
-- George Clooney

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
-- Texas Guinan

The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking they've been anointed.
-- Claude D. Pepper

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
-- Frank McKinney Hubbard

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
-- Larry Hardiman

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers

The political machine triumphs because it is a united minority acting against a divided majority.
-- Will Durant

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
-- Will Rogers

In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte