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 I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
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Woody Allen |
And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
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Woody Allen |
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
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Dick Cavett |
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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Rodney Dangerfield |
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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Rodney Dangerfield |
When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
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Rodney Dangerfield |
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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Rodney Dangerfield |
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Rodney Dangerfield |
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