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 Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'
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Billy Connolly |
Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
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Joe Namath |
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
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Bill Cosby |
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
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Matthew Broderick (on Sarah-Jessica Parker's in-laws. Quoted in Sunday Mail, 26 Jan 2003) |
Mum comes in and says `I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked doing a dance.
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Kelly Osbourne |
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
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Spike Milligan |
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
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Bob Hope |
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.
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Jack Nicholson |
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
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Samuel Butler |
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
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Josh Billings |
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