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| P. J. ORourke Quotes |
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(b. 1947) - American political satirist.
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This country is so urbanized we think low-fat milk comes from cows on Nutri/System weight-loss plans.
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(quoted from Parliament of Whores)
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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
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Most vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children. A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussels sprouts never do.
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(The Bachelor Home Companion)
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You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.
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(Holidays in hell, 1989)
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Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
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The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it.
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(Holidays in hell, 1989)
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The American political system is like fast food - mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things and everybody wants some.
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(Parliament of Whores, 1991)
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It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
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