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Email to a friend   The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like they're not mad they lost. Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide, she should have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance. I was like, 'If you'd done that in the movie, you'd have won an Oscar, girl!
-- Chris Rock
Email to a friend   Our next presenter is the first woman to ever breast-feed an Apple - Gwyneth Paltrow.
-- Chris Rock
Email to a friend   My friend James Cameron and I made three films together - True Lies, The Terminator and Terminator 2. Of course, that was during his early, low-budget, art-house period.
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger (presenting at the 1998 Oscars®)
Email to a friend   Every time an Oscar is given out, an agent gets his wings.
-- Kathy Bates (at the 2003 Oscars)
Email to a friend   [Before opening an envelope for best supporting actress]
I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, `Back up, I don't know how big this gets`

-- Robin Williams (at the 71st Academy Awards)
Email to a friend   Welcome to the Academy Awards, a glittering two hours of entertainment, spread out over four hours. For those of you taping this on Betamax, you're under arrest.
-- Johnny Carson (at the 1979 Oscars®)
Email to a friend   When the Academy called, I panicked. I thought they might want their Oscars back and the pawn shop has been out of business for awhile.
-- Woody Allen (at the 2002 Oscars)
Email to a friend   Despite what the Wall Street Journal says, our awards are the best-kept secret in America, with the possible exception of what George W. Bush did in the '70s.
-- Billy Crystal
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